Knock Knock Jokes
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
A-1
A-1 who?
A-1 to know
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Abbe
Abbe who?
Abbe stung me on the nose
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Abbot
Abbot who?
Abbot you don’t know who I am
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Abby
Abby who?
Abby seeing you in all the old familiar places
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Abby and Manny
Abby and Manny who?
Abby birthday and Manny happy returns
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Ach.
Ach who?
Gesundheit
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Ahab.
Ahab who?
Ahab a cold in my nose.
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Acid.
Acid who?
Acid down, you’re rocking the boat.
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Adam.
Adam who?
Adam up and send me the bill.
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Adele.
Adele who?
Adele is where the farmer lives.
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Adios.
Adios who?
Adios some more money.
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Agatha.
Agatha who?
Agatha blues when it rains.
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Fletcher.
Fletcher who?
Fletcher smile be your umbrella.
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
A herd.
A herd who?
A herd you were home so I came over.
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Aida.
Aida who?
Aida when I’m hungry and drink when I’m dry.
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Aisle.
Aisle who?
Aisle be seeing you.
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Albee.
Albee who?
Albee a monkey’s uncle.
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Alby
Alby who?
Alby glad when school is over.
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Ida.
Ida who?
Ida rather be playing outside.
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Alex.
Alex who?
Alex
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
House.
House who?
House about you?
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Alf.
Alf who?
Alf a loaf is better than none.
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Alfie.
Alfie who?
Alfie you later.
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Algae.
Algae who?
Algae you in my dreams.
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Ollie.
Ollie who?
Ollie do is dream of you.
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Ali.
Ali who?
Ali want is a room somewhere.
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Alibi.
Alibi who?
Alibi you anything you want.
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Annie.
Annie who?
Annie thing goes.
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Alison.
Alison who?
Alison Wonderland is a great book.
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Almond.
Almond who?
Almond love with a wonderful guy.
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Alpaca.
Alpaca who?
Alpaca means punch so don’t mess with me.
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Alpha.
Alpha who?
Alpha crying out loud.
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Amahl.
Amahl who?
Amahl yours.
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
A mayan.
A mayan who?
A mayan the way?
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Amish.
Amish who?
Amish is as good as mine.
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Ammonia.
Ammonia who?
Ammonia bird in a gilded cage.
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Amoeba.
Amoeba who?
Amoeba wrong but I think you’re wonderful.
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Amos.
Amos who?
Amos behaving.
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Amy.
Amy who?
Amy
name is
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Anastasia.
Anastasia who?
Anastasia wagon has four doors.
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Ancient.
Ancient who?
Ancient going to open the door.
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Any.
Any who?
Andy angels sings.
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
A Nicholas.
A Nicholas who?
A Nicholas not much money these days.
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Anita Baker.
Anita Baker who?
Anita Baker for the party.
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Anna.
Anna who?
Anna partridge in a pear tree.
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Annette.
Annette who?
Annette works where I find my favorite TV show.
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Anwar.
Anwar who?
Anwar Christian soldiers..
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Lettuce.
Lettuce who?
Lettuce pray.
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Aorta.
Aorta who?
Aorta be in pictures.
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Snow.
Snow who?
Snow business like show business.
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Archie.
Archie who?
Archie I was going to surprise you.
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Area.
Area who?
Area there?
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Argo.
Argo who?
Argo home, your mother is calling you.
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Aria who?
Aria ready for this?
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Armageddon.
Armageddon who?
Armageddon ready for the last round trip.
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Barry.
Barry who?
Barry me not on the lone prairie.
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Armando.
Armando who?
Armando road again.
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Olive.
Olive who?
Olive to go a-wandering.
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