Knock Knock Jokes

Knock Knock

Who’s there?

A-1

A-1 who?

A-1 to know

 

 

Knock Knock

Who’s there?

Abbe

Abbe who?

Abbe stung me on the nose

 

 

Knock Knock

Who’s there?

Abbot

Abbot who?

Abbot you don’t know who I am

 

Knock Knock

Who’s there?

Abby

Abby who?

Abby seeing you in all the old familiar places

 

Knock Knock

Who’s there?

Abby and Manny

Abby and Manny who?

Abby birthday and Manny happy returns

 

Knock Knock

Who’s there?

Ach.

Ach who?

Gesundheit

 

 

Knock Knock

Who’s there?

Ahab.

Ahab who?

Ahab a cold in my nose.

 

Knock Knock

Who’s there?

Acid.

Acid who?

Acid down, you’re rocking the boat.

 

Knock Knock

Who’s there?

Adam.

Adam who?

Adam up and send me the bill.

 

Knock Knock

Who’s there?

Adele.

Adele who?

Adele is where the farmer lives.

 

Knock Knock

Who’s there?

Adios.

Adios who?

Adios some more money.

 

Knock Knock

Who’s there?

Agatha.

Agatha who?

Agatha blues when it rains.

 

Knock Knock

Who’s there?

Fletcher.

Fletcher who?

Fletcher smile be your umbrella.

 

Knock Knock

Who’s there?

A herd.

A herd who?

A herd you were home so I came over.

 

Knock Knock

Who’s there?

Aida.

Aida who?

Aida when I’m hungry and drink when I’m dry.

 

 

Knock Knock

Who’s there?

Aisle.

Aisle who?

Aisle be seeing you.

 

 

Knock Knock

Who’s there?

Alaska .

Alaska who?

Alaska questions around here.

 

 

Knock Knock

Who’s there?

Albee.

Albee who?

Albee a monkey’s uncle.

 

 

Knock Knock

Who’s there?

Alby

Alby who?

Alby glad when school is over.

 

Knock Knock

Who’s there?

Ida.

Ida who?

Ida rather be playing outside.

 

Knock Knock

Who’s there?

Alex.

Alex who?

Alex New York in June.

 

 

Knock Knock

Who’s there?

House.

House who?

House about you?

 

Knock Knock

Who’s there?

Alf.

Alf who?

Alf a loaf is better than none.

 

 

Knock Knock

Who’s there?

Alfie.

Alfie who?

Alfie you later.

 

 

Knock Knock

Who’s there?

Algae.

Algae who?

Algae you in my dreams.

 

 

Knock Knock

Who’s there?

Ollie.

Ollie who?

Ollie do is dream of you.

 

Knock Knock

Who’s there?

Ali.

Ali who?

Ali want is a room somewhere.

 

Knock Knock

Who’s there?

Alibi.

Alibi who?

Alibi you anything you want.

 

Knock Knock

Who’s there?

Alice .

Alice who?

Alice forgiven. Please come home.

 

Knock Knock

Who’s there?

Alice .

Alice who?

Alice fair in love and war.

 

Knock Knock

Who’s there?

Annie.

Annie who?

Annie thing goes.

 

Knock Knock

Who’s there?

Alison.

Alison who?

Alison Wonderland is a great book.

 

 

Knock Knock

Who’s there?

Alma .

Alma who?

Alma bags are packed, I’m ready to go.

 

 

Knock Knock

Who’s there?

Almond.

Almond who?

Almond love with a wonderful guy.

 

Knock Knock

Who’s there?

Alpaca.

Alpaca who?

Alpaca means punch so don’t mess with me.

 

Knock Knock

Who’s there?

Alpha.

Alpha who?

Alpha crying out loud.

 

Knock Knock

Who’s there?

Amahl.

Amahl who?

Amahl yours.

 

Knock Knock

Who’s there?

A mayan.

A mayan who?

A mayan the way?

 

 

Knock Knock

Who’s there?

Amish.

Amish who?

Amish is as good as mine.

 

Knock Knock

Who’s there?

Ammonia.

Ammonia who?

Ammonia bird in a gilded cage.

 

Knock Knock

Who’s there?

Amoeba.

Amoeba who?

Amoeba wrong but I think you’re wonderful.

 

Knock Knock

Who’s there?

Amos.

Amos who?

Amos behaving.

 

Knock Knock

Who’s there?

Amy.

Amy who?

Amy name is Alice , my husband’s name is Arthur.

 

Knock Knock

Who’s there?

Anastasia.

Anastasia who?

Anastasia wagon has four doors.

 

Knock Knock

Who’s there?

Ancient.

Ancient who?

Ancient going to open the door.

 

Knock Knock

Who’s there?

Any.

Any who?

Andy angels sings.

 

Knock Knock

Who’s there?

A Nicholas.

A Nicholas who?

A Nicholas not much money these days.

 

Knock Knock

Who’s there?

Anita Baker.

Anita Baker who?

Anita Baker for the party.

 

 

Knock Knock

Who’s there?

Anna.

Anna who?

Anna partridge in a pear tree.

 

Knock Knock

Who’s there?

Annapolis .

Annapolis who?

Annapolis is a fruit like a pear.

 

Knock Knock

Who’s there?

Annette.

Annette who?

Annette works where I find my favorite TV show.

 

Knock Knock

Who’s there?

Anwar.

Anwar who?

Anwar Christian soldiers..

 

Knock Knock

Who’s there?

Lettuce.

Lettuce who?

Lettuce pray.

 

Knock Knock

Who’s there?

Aorta.

Aorta who?

Aorta be in pictures.

 

Knock Knock

Who’s there?

Snow.

Snow who?

Snow business like show business.

 

Knock Knock

Who’s there?

Archie.

Archie who?

Archie I was going to surprise you.

 

Knock Knock

Who’s there?

Area.

Area who?

Area there?

 

Knock Knock

Who’s there?

Argo.

Argo who?

Argo home, your mother is calling you.

 

Knock Knock

Who’s there?

Aria who?

Aria ready for this?

 

Knock Knock

Who’s there?

Arkansas who?

Arkansas more wood with  my new chain saw.

 

Knock Knock

Who’s there?

Armageddon.

Armageddon who?

Armageddon ready for the last round trip.

 

Knock Knock

Who’s there?

Barry.

Barry who?

Barry me not on the lone prairie.

 

Knock Knock

Who’s there?

Armando.

Armando who?

Armando road again.

 

Knock Knock

Who’s there?

Olive.

Olive who?

Olive to go a-wandering.

 

 

 

 

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