Story Jokes

A first grader slipped in the hall in school and skinned his knee.  A teacher came up to him, examined his knee, and said, “Remember, big boys don’t cry.” The boy answered, “I’m not going to cry, I’m going to sue!”


Teacher: We start school exactly at eight o’clock .

Pupil: That’s ok with me, but if I’m not here by then, just go ahead and start without me.


Student: I couldn’t get to school because I started too late.

Teacher: Then why didn’t you start earlier?

Student: It was too late to start early.


Sarah: What is the first letter in “yellow”?

Jan: “Y”.

Sarah: Because I want to know.


Teacher: Haven’t you finished cleaning the blackboard yet?

Student: Not yet.  The more I clean, the blacker it gets.



Amy: I got an “A” in spelling.

Chris: Silly, there is no “A” in spelling.


Mother: My child is a genius.  She has the most original ideas, hasn’t she?

Teacher: Yes, especially when it comes to spelling.


Teacher: What’s your favorite state?

Student: Mississippi

Teacher: Spell it

Student: I changed my mind.  It’s Ohio .


Teacher: Spell “cattle”

Ashley: C-a-t-t-t-l-e

Teacher: Leave out one of the T’s

Ashley: Which one?


Fred: Teacher, I don’t think I deserve a zero on this test.

Teacher: Neither do I, but it’s the lowest mark I could think of.


Student: I have a question.

Teacher: What is it?

Student: If light travels at 186,000 miles per second, how come it goes so slowly when we’re in school?


Joe: My Sunday school teacher says we are on earth to help other people.

Mother: Of course!

Joe: Then what are the other people here on earth for?





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