A first grader slipped in the hall in school and skinned his knee. A teacher came up to him, examined his knee, and said, “Remember, big boys don’t cry.” The boy answered, “I’m not going to cry, I’m going to sue!”
Teacher: We start school exactly at .
Pupil: That’s ok with me, but if I’m not here by then, just go ahead and start without me.
Student: I couldn’t get to school because I started too late.
Teacher: Then why didn’t you start earlier?
Student: It was too late to start early.
Sarah: What is the first letter in “yellow”?
Sarah: Because I want to know.
Teacher: Haven’t you finished cleaning the blackboard yet?
Student: Not yet. The more I clean, the blacker it gets.
Amy: I got an “A” in spelling.
Chris: Silly, there is no “A” in spelling.
Mother: My child is a genius. She has the most original ideas, hasn’t she?
Teacher: Yes, especially when it comes to spelling.
Teacher: What’s your favorite state?
Teacher: Spell it
I changed my mind. It’s
Teacher: Spell “cattle”
Teacher: Leave out one of the T’s
Ashley: Which one?
Fred: Teacher, I don’t think I deserve a zero on this test.
Teacher: Neither do I, but it’s the lowest mark I could think of.
Student: I have a question.
Teacher: What is it?
Student: If light travels at 186,000 miles per second, how come it goes so slowly when we’re in school?
Joe: My Sunday school teacher says we are on earth to help other people.
Mother: Of course!
Joe: Then what are the other people here on earth for?
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